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Do you have nothing better to do with your life? Go out and plant a fucking tree, you lazy bitch. Plant it most violently. Rip somebody's parking lot up to do it. Beat them violently to death with a shovel, if they try to object. ~ Alexiuss
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"If I had a dollar for every brain you didn't have, I'd have...A DOLLAR! HA HA!"
Sorry if I've been gone and out of touch lately.
The internet on my side is going through some weird lag and I am unable to log on to my chat programs, LJ and other stuff.
Thankfully, DA is still accessible at a reasonable speed.
I'm doing good. Hope you're doing well on your side.
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I. AM.
Dansa med oss
Klappa era händer
Gör som vi gör
Ta några steg åt vänster
Lyssna och lär
Missa inte chansen
Nu är vi här med
Caramelldansen
O-o-oa-oa...
English, translated by me(there might be some mistakes)
Dance with us
Clap your hands
Do as we do
Take some steps to the left
Listen and learn
Don't miss the chance
Now we're here with
Caramelldansen
O-o-oa-oa...
I FOUND OUT WHAT IT WAS
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"If I had a dollar for every brain you didn't have, I'd have...A DOLLAR! HA HA!"
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"If I had a dollar for every brain you didn't have, I'd have...A DOLLAR! HA HA!"
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I. AM.
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